Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8
how to walk like a queen [x]
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series
pretty much sums it up
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore
I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway
okay I have to reblog for that pun
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???