Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
waking up with your period
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
I love that no one around them even gives a fuck.
when you try learning something completely foreign
talk dirty to me
NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout.
"um yeah you’ve told us that before"
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv
I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life
I needed this today.
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.
I AM CRYING MY SISTER THINKS IM INSANE
*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance*
The cops never bothered me anyway.