that moment of internal sobbing and despair when you see a hot person in public and you know you’ll never see them again
yo i want bush on my dodgeball team
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
this is important
this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever.
no one can convince me otherwise.
hot dads for all
MOVES TO JAPAN
god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:
"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!
You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”
One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.
i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.
OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪（交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—
aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN
what a world we live in
literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
hey kids u wanna buy some drugs
THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE
Not gonna lie, I say there wiggling my finger for like 10 mins
i will :) thanks <3
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!