Going to school with a dress code
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
me as a parent
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
waking up with your period
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
I love that no one around them even gives a fuck.
when you try learning something completely foreign
talk dirty to me
NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout.
"um yeah you’ve told us that before"
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv
I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life
I needed this today.
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people