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zeldathemes
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envycamacho:

that moment of internal sobbing and despair when you see a hot person in public and you know you’ll never see them again

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 79,764 notes

At a Pet Shop:

sodamnrelatable:

allantruong:

funniest10k:

When I was 5:

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When I was 10:

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Today:

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cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

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sophisticatedsarcasm:

this is important

sophisticatedsarcasm:

this is important

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 148,324 notes

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

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tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:
"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!
You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”
One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.
i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

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m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 312,616 notes
whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 259,543 notes
nevurrmore:

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

Not gonna lie, I say there wiggling my finger for like 10 mins

nevurrmore:

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

Not gonna lie, I say there wiggling my finger for like 10 mins

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 216,420 notes
I love your blog! Come on smile for 36 straight hours!! :)

Anonymous

i will :) thanks <3

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 0 notes
i really like your blog xx


thankyou <3:)

2 weeks ago on March 30th | J | 0 notes

snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

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